Babes 21

The Government of Slovenia is harrassing a 4-year-old girl

2011-04-17T05:13:00.000-07:00

In July 2010 I filed a charge against several doctors, who deliberately malign my dother (born 2006). She is completely healthy, despite this she has to have unneccessary visits at several doctors. Those doctors are controlled by dr. RB, an employee of UKC Ljubljana, and severe mental patient.

All doctor reports regarding my dother were concluded as negative (this is, no autism or anything other that would be wrong).

Another question is, how could one mental patient became a doctor in public hospital. Entire public health system is under control of Slovenian government. This doctor is otherwise my dother's relative, by her mother's side.

On July 31st 2010 there was police intervention, followed by interrogation on August 23rd,
however they do not seem concerned about child's safety. Instead they issued several threats and insults against me, and then they refused to investigate the case.

On March 23rd 2011, I received a doctor report about "identified autism". This report was filed by dr. MML (wife of one of the ministers in the government). MML is a cousin of RB.

The report from 2011 is completely different from her last report from late 2009, where no sign of autism was identified. Autism was simply made up by RB, then ordered to other doctors to confirm it.

My dother has a rich heritage by her mother's side, so relatives by her mother's side are pressing to seize it, with full and willing help by Slovenian government.

Dother's kindergarten also filed fake report, claiming that our girl is "not social" which is not true and we can prove it is not true. Kindergartens and schools in Slovenia are domain of government, where husband of MML works.

We are ignored by local police, which is afraid to help us. They are afraid of B family, because this family is a relative to government minister. This family is forcing my 4-year-old girl into starvation, isolation, presence of agressive dog, planned physical and psychical torcher, and possible sexual abuse.

Everything is going on with full acknowledgement of government and all other institutions in the country.

Please help my dother.

I urge all governments of the World, to close their embassies in Slovenia. Also you need to expell all Slovenian diplomats from your country. Ban all import/export related to Slovenia. If you are running a business in Slovenia, please close it to put pressure on local economy. If you plan trip to Slovenia, please cancel it. Child torcher here is abnormal and has to be quit by entire human society.

Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)

2010-09-02T01:31:00.000-07:00

Shakira's song for 2010 FIFA...enjoy :)

Veronica Varekova

2010-08-20T09:14:00.000-07:00

Veronica Varekova was born on 1st of June, 1977, in Czech Republic. At the
age of 19 she moved to NYC to study Design, but then she started modeling.
Besides her beauty, Veronica stands out for being fluent in three languages!

She worked for companies like Guess, Chanel, Nivea and Victoria’s Secret. In 2004 she
married hockey player Petr Nedved (Philadelphia Flyers).

Melanija Knavs

2010-08-20T09:10:00.000-07:00

Melanija Knavs, after marriage to Donald Trump becoming Melania Trump, also credited as Melania Knauss or Melania Knauss Trump, was born on 26th of April 1970 in Sevnica, Slovenia.

She stood out with her astonishing beauty, with 180 cm tall figure.
Modeling career was obvious. She has posed for GQ, Front, Vogue, Vanity Fair,
FHM and many others.

She and Donald Trump married in Palm Beach, Florida, on 22nd of January 2005. This marriage was named the most expensive society wedding of the year. In September 2005, the couple announced they are expecting their first child (Melanija´s first child and Donald´s fifth child). Son Barron William Trump was born on 20th of March 2006.

Shakira

2010-08-20T09:05:00.000-07:00

Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll was born on the 2nd of February 1977, in
Barranquilla, Colombia. She is a daughter of Colombian mother and Lebanese
father. Her name means "full of grace" in Arabic.

Shakira left home at the age of 13 for a modeling career in capital Bogota,
but finally signed up a contract with Sony Records. She released her debut album "Magia" in 1991 and follow-up "Peligro" in 1993, without gaining much commercial success. Shakira then returned to high-school before starting acting. She appeared in
Colombian soap-opera "El Oasis".

She released her breakthrough album "Pies Descalzos" in 1996 (with singles "Estoy Aqui" and "Donde Estas Corazon?"), which went to the top of charts in several Latin
countries. The follow-up albums "Donde Estan Los Ladrones?" and "MTV
Unplugged" were equally successful.

Finally, in year 2000, Shakira won a Grammy for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance ("Ojos Asi") at Latin Grammy Awards. The following year's "Laundry Service", her first album to include songs in English, affirmed Shakira´s superstar status. The album made international success with singles "Whenever, Wherever" and "Underneath Your Clothes".

Tatjana Patitz

2010-08-20T01:27:00.000-07:00

Tatjana Patitz was born in Hamburg, Germany, on March 25th, 1966. She was raised in Skanör, Sweden. In both countries, full of beautiful natural blond women, she stood out with her beauty and elegance. Modeling was definitely her future. At the age of 17 she moved to Paris. Her younger sister Sophie Patitz, born in 1973, also tried modeling, but with less success.

Tatjana´s measurements are: 36C-24-36. She is 180 cm tall!

Tatjana now lives on a ranch in Ventura County, near the Malibu canyons, USA. She had long time relationship with singer Seal. She has one son, but not much is known about him, as his mother tries hard to keep him away from publicity. Gossips linked her with Pierce Brosnan, but without any proof.

She starred in movies/episodes like Rising Sun (1993, with Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes), TV episode The Single Guy - Love Train (1996), and Restraining Order (1999, with Eric Roberts).

She also starred in many productions as herself, like Feuer, Eis und Dynamit (1990), Models: The Film (1991), The Larry Sanders Show - Jeannie's Visit (1995), House of Style (1996), Beautopia (1998), Lost Angeles (2000), Korn: Deuce (2002). She also appeared in music videos, like George Michael´s Freedom '90 video and in Duran Duran´s video Skin Trade.

She was featured in advertising campaigns for Calvin Klein, Chanel, Versace,
Armani and many others. She remains active as a model, despite already turning 40. In 2005, she featured in Revonist campaign in France and she appeared in September 2005 issue of the bi-annual German fashion magazine Achtung Mode (along with Nadja Auermann and Cordula Reyer).

Madonna

2010-08-20T01:25:00.000-07:00

Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone was born on the 16th of August 1958 in Michigan (USA), as one of seven children. Her mother died of breast cancer, when she was five. She attended Catholic School and later graduated at Rochester Adams High (1976). Then she studied modern dance at the University of Michigan, but left the college after few semesters and moved to New York.

In 1983 she released her first, self-titled album. The first hit was "Holiday". In 1985 Madonna married actor Sean Penn. The marriage lasted four years. In 1996, at the age of 38 she gave birth to daughter Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon (father Carlos Leon). Madonna married again in 2000, to Guy Ritchie. They have a son, Rocco Ritchie.

She starred in movies like: Desperately Seeking Susan (1985), Who's That Girl? (1987), Dick Tracy (1990), A League of Their Own (1992), Evita (1996), The Next Best Thing (2000)...

Kylie Minogue

2010-08-20T01:22:00.000-07:00

Kylie Ann Minogue was born on the 28th of May 1968 in Melbourne (Australia). She has brother Brendan (born 1970) and sister Danielle (born 1971), also a singer.

She starred in TV series: Sullivans (1980), The Henderson Kids (1985), Fame and Misfortune (1985), Zoo Family (1985), Neighbours (1986)... The last one made her name well known and soon she started music career.

Her debut album "Kylie" was out in 1988. This and the following albums established her as one of the main pop singers worldwide: Enjoy Yourself (1989), Rhythm of Love (1990), Let's Get to It (1991), Kylie Minogue (1994), Impossible Princess (1997), Intimate and Live (1999), Light Years (2000), Fever (2001), Body Language (2003), Ultimate Kylie (2004)...

And this is not everything! Big screen had seen plenty of Kylie, too. The Delinquents (1989), Streetfighter (1994), Bio Dome (1995), Hayride To Hell (1995), Diana and Me (1996), Sample People (1999), Cut (2000), Moulin Rouge (2001). It is easy to fall in love with Kylie, agree?

Katherine Heigl

2010-08-20T01:17:00.000-07:00

Katherine Marie Heigl was born on November 24th, 1978, in Washington, DC (USA). As actress she goes under names Katherine Heigl or Katherine M. Heigl. She is known by her role in "Roswell" series, but she was teen star already much before that. She acted in movie "Under Siege 2" with Steven Seagal. She is good in action movies as well as in comedies ("100 Girls").

Filmography:

"That Night" (1992),
"King of the Hill" (1993),
"My Father the Hero" (1994),
"Under Siege 2" (1995),
"Wish Upon a Star" (1996),
"Prince Valiant" (1997),
"Bug Buster" (1998),
"Bride of Chucky" (1998),
"100 Girls" (2000),
"Valentine" (2001),
"Roswell" (several TV episodes, 1999-2002),
"Vegas Dick" (2003),
"Descendant" (2003),
"The Ringer" (2005),
"Knocked Up" (2006),
"Grey's Anatomy" (several TV episodes, 2005-2007),
"27 Dresses" (2008)

Jessica Alba

2010-08-20T01:08:00.000-07:00

"I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss."

Jessica Marie Alba was born on April 28th, 1981, in Pomona, California. Her family moved several times before finally settling down in Southern California.

Jessica always wanted to be an actress. Her first movie role came in 1994 with Camp Nowhere. Then she appeared in smaller projects on the small screen, with commercials
for Nintendo and J.C. Penney. The recurring role was in movie The Secret World of Alex Mack.

Jessica, a PADI-certified scuba diver, got another role as Maya in the 1995 series
Flipper. Next roles were in movies/episodes like Venus Rising, Too Soon for Jeff, Chicago Hope, Beverly Hills 90210, Brooklyn South, The Love Boat: The Next Wave, P.U.N.K.S., Never Been Kissed...

Jessica's exotic looks (which comes from her Danish, French and Mexican
heritage) helped her to get a main role in James Cameron television series,
Dark Angel. After a long engagement to her co-star Michael Weatherly (Logan in Dark
Angel) from 2001 to 2003, Alba was spotted with Mark Wahlberg.

Jessica returned to the movie scene with the main role in Honey (2003), followed by the roles in Sin City, Into the Blue and Fantastic Four...

Jaime Pressly

2010-08-19T10:14:00.000-07:00

Jaime Pressly was born on July the 30th, 1977, in Kinston, North Carolina. She started performing as a professional gymnast, before becoming a model. At the age of 13, she appeared on the cover of Teen Magazine. At the age of 15 she legally emancipated from her parents, and began to pursue movie career. The role in "Poison Ivy: New Seduction" was big success. She became also small screen star in 1999, when she was cast in the hit TV series, "Jack & Jill". She is also spokesmodel for Liz Claiborne Cosmetics.

Filmography:

Horton Hears a Who (2008, voice),
My Name Is Earl (several TV episodes, 2005-2007),
Venus & Vegas (2007),
Dead or Alive (2006),
Death to the Supermodels (2005),
Cruel World (2005),
The Karate Dog (2004),
Torque (2004),
Demon Island (2002),
Footprints (2002),
Not Another Teen Movie (2001),
Ticker (2001),
Joe Dirt (2001),
Tomcats (2001),
Jack & Jill (several TV episodes, 1999-2001),
100 Girls (2000),
Poor White Trash (2000),
Trash (1999),
Mortal Kombat: Conquest (3 TV episodes, 1998-1999),
Ringmaster (1998),
Can't Hardly Wait (1998),
Push (several TV episodes, 1998),
The Journey: Absolution (1997),
Against the Law (1997),
Poison Ivy: The New Seduction (1997)

Gwen Stefani

2010-08-19T10:06:00.000-07:00

Gwendolyn Renee Stefani was born on the 3rd of October 1969, in Anaheim (California), as a sister of Eric, Jill and Todd.

She and Eric formed the group No Doubt. Gwen, still a teenager, was backup vocalist, but after group frontman´s suicide, she took his role as the lead vocalist.

The group had its biggest success with album "Tragic Kingdom". Later Gwen decided to go solo. Her debut solo album "Love. Angel. Music. Baby." was out in 2004 and quickly topped the charts.

Fernanda Tavares

2010-08-19T01:27:00.000-07:00

Fernanda Tavares was born on September 22nd, 1980, in Brazil. She appeared in several local shows, even before her teenage years. At 14 she started modeling career in Brazilian city of Sao Paulo. By the age of 18 she was already appearing on the covers of fashion magazines, like Vogue Paris and many others.

She signed up with the Marilyn Modeling Agency. Since then she has been walking down catwalks for the biggest designers, like Chanel, Gianni Versace, Blumarine, Christian Lacroix, Salvatore Ferragamo, John Galliano... She appeared also in commercials, for Gap Jeans and others.

Emma Bunton

2010-08-19T01:16:00.000-07:00

Cute. Sugar. Baby. Sweet. Nice. Those words describe Emma Lee Bunton best!
She was born on 21th of January 1976 in Barnet, England.

She was educated in St. Theresa's School, Sylvia Young Theatre School and in Barnet Technical College.

She is actress, composer and singer. She was very successful with her solo albums, "A Girl Like Me", "Free Me" and "Life in Mono".

Caprice Bourret

2010-08-19T01:11:00.000-07:00

Caprice Bourret was born in Hacienda Heights, Southern California (USA), but
later moved to England, where her career began. She started as Wonderbra model
and quickly gained popularity. Besides modeling she also launched singing career (CD single Oh Yeah, recorded in 2000), but she is best known as a model.

She appeared in several TV and award shows, like Monaco World Music Awards, European MTV Awards... She was host of TV series Caprice's Travels and Heaven's On Earth.

Of course, TV is not her only domain. She appeared in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (1998) and in other men magazines.

She had relationships with several celebrities (like Rod Stewart) and
businessmen.

In 2006 Caprice started her new lingerie collection, called ByCaprice.

Cameron Diaz

2010-08-19T01:06:00.000-07:00

Cameron Diaz was born on 30th of August, 1972, in San Diego, California. Her
father, Emilio Diaz, origins from Cuba. Her mother, Billie is of English, German and Native American descent. It seems that this complex mix of bloodlines
created Cameron's outrageous beauty.

Teenage Cameron was a rocker. She loved Ozzy Osbourne, AC/DC, Whitesnake and others. She saw several gigs of Metallica and her first gig was by Van Halen (with mum´s
escort).

She made her film debut with Jim Carrey´s Mask. But she was never all face and figure, as some jelaous people would say. Cameron has excellent acting talents.

Filmography:
Fun With Dick and Jane (2005)
In Her Shoes (2005)
Shrek 2 (voice) (2004)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
The Sweetest Thing (2002)
Vanilla Sky (2002)
Shrek (voice) (2001)
The Invisible Circus (2001)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Things You Can Tell Just By Looking At Her (2000)
Any Given Sunday (1999)
Man Woman Film (1999)
Very Bad Things (1998)
Crazy About Mary (1998)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
A Life Less Ordinary (1997)
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
Keys to Tulsa (1996)
Head Above Water (1996)
Feeling Minnesota (1996)
She's The One (1996)
The Last Supper (1995)
The Mask (1994)

Britney Spears

2010-08-19T01:03:00.000-07:00

Britney Jean Spears was born on 2nd of December 1981 in Kentwood, Louisiana, USA.
She became superstar already in her late teens and has sold 55 millions copies of her albums since. Already as a child, she was a performer! In school, church and local TV stations.

At age of 8 she auditioned for Mickey Mouse Club. Not accepted as "too young", but helped her to find an agent. She performed in "off-Broadway" shows since then and at 11 finally joined the Mickey Mouse Club.

After that she auditioned for teen girl group, but signed up a contract as a solo singer instead. All the rest is pop history.

In September 2005 she gave birth to her first child, son Sean Preston. A year later she welcomed her second son, Jayden James. She even has her own perfume (Curious) and three dogs (Lacy Loo, Bit Bit, Lucky).

Beyoncé

2010-08-19T01:00:00.000-07:00

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles was born on 4th of September 1981 in Houston, Texas, USA. She finished High School for the Performing and Visual Arts. She is both singer and songwriter. She is familiar with even very different music styles and genres, such as rock, pop and jazz.

She became famous with music group "Destiny´s Child", but now performs as a solo singer.

Fan Club: Music World Music, 9898 Bissonnet Ste 625, Houston, TX 77036, USA.

Anouk Teeuwe

2010-08-19T00:53:00.000-07:00

Anouk Teeuwe was born on 8th of April 1975 in Hague, Netherlands. Anouk made up her own songs already as a kid. Her voice is suitable to many styles of music, but she prefers rock and pop songs. Not exactly excellent schoolgirl, she started her own music band instead.

Anouk´s astounding debut album, "Together Alone", sold over 1 million copies worldwide, and is best known by songs "Mood Indigo", "Nobody´s Wife" and "It´s So Hard".

In 2002 she became mother for the first time, giving birth to her son Benjamin Kingsley. Year after that her second son Elijah Jeremiah was born. And in June 2005 she welcomed daughter Phoenix Ray.

Album Who´s Your Momma was released in 2007, followed by For Bitter or Worse in 2009, both adding yet another chapter to an already impressive career.

Anja Rubik

2010-08-19T00:47:00.000-07:00

Anja Rubik was born on June 11th, 1985. She is Polish, currently living in New York City, but as a young girl she lived also in Greece, Canada and South Africa. She started modeling already at young age.

Shortly after graduating she began her international career, featuring on covers of Vogue Italy, Numero, Flair...

She has modeled for top designers like Givenchy, Chloe, Christian Dior, Hermes, Chanel, Balenciaga, Louis Vuitton and many others. Besides modeling she loves art, reading, cinema, scuba diving, and traveling.

Agencies she worked (or still works) for: 2pm Model Management - Copenhagen, Ace Models - Athens, Chic Management - Sydney, D’Vision Model Management - Warsaw, Mikas - Stockholm, Modelwerk - Hamburg, Next Company Model Management - Vienna, Next Model Management - London & New York & Paris, Seeds Management - Berlin, The Fashion Model Management - Milan, View Management - Madrid & Barcelona.

Angelina Jolie

2010-08-19T00:41:00.000-07:00

Angelina Jolie Voight was born on 4th of June 1975 in Los Angeles, California.
She is the daughter of Oscar-winning actor Jon Voight and former actress/model Marcheline Bertrand.

Jon Voight separated from his wife when Angelina was 12 months old. He remained in California while the family lived on the East coast.

Jolie is her middle name, but she is using it as her last name. I love my father,
but I'm not him, she says.

Angelina began performing at the Lee Strasberg Theatre Institute at the age of 12.
She worked as a model in London, New York and Los Angeles, and has also
appeared in music videos for Rolling Stones, Meat Loaf, Lenny Kravitz, Lemonheads...

She has acted in several student films for the USC School of Cinema, all directed by her brother, James Haven.

Gemma Ward

2010-08-18T02:18:00.000-07:00

Gemma Ward was born on November 3rd, 1987, in Perth (Australia). Gemma is the second daughter of Gary and Claire Ward. Her older sister Sophie is also a model. Gemma has younger twin brothers, Oscar and Henry. She was discovered in 2002 in the Australian TV show "Search for a Supermodel". Soon she signed with Vivien's Model Management in home Australia and later with IMG in New York.

Gemma has been on campaigns from Prada to Yves Saint Laurent and in shows for Versace and Gucci. She has also been on magazine covers of Vogue and many others. She became the spokesmodel for Calvin Klein's perfume "Obsession Night for Men", along with male model Drew Keilt.

Gemma was seen in John Mayer's music video for the song "Daughters". She also starred on the screen as Heidi in the movie "Pink Pyjamas" (2001).

She is now regarded as one of the most beautiful women on the planet. She currently lives in New York and will surely remain on the top for long time.

Amber Valetta

2010-08-18T02:10:00.000-07:00

Amber Valetta was born on February 9th, 1974, in Arizona (USA). Family soon moved
to Tulsa, Oklahoma, where Amber was raised. Amber wanted to become a sociologist,
but her life took a turn. Her mother enrolled her in a modeling school at the
age of 15. Her first shoot was posing for Italian Vogue and soon after that she appeared on the cover of French Elle magazine.

Launching her career, Amber has appeared in numerous advertising campaigns for Versace, Calvin Klein, Prada, Valentino, Jil Sander, Gucci, Chanel... She even co-hosted MTV show House of Style. Instead of becoming sociologist, Amber used her position as a celebrity to support various charity organizations.

Amber dated Leonardo DiCaprio for a while, then got married to Hervé Le Bihan.
After divorce she started dating Olympic volleyball player Christian McCaw.

From modeling career she turned into acting. In 2000 she appeared in movies Drop Back Ten, What Lies Beneath (as the ghost of Madison Elizabeth Frank) and The Family Man. In next years followed movies and series like Perfume, Hysteria: The Def Leppard
Story, Max Keeble's Big Move, Lucky - Something for Everyone, Duplex, Raising Helen, Rock Me Baby - Two's Company, Four's a Crowd... She starred in Hitch together with
Will Smith, then in Transporter 2, Man About Town, The Last Time, Dead Silence, My Sexiest Year, Premonition and Crash Bandits.

Will the little girl, who wanted to become sociologist, soon become the Oscar winner? Good luck, Amber!

Alessandra Ambrosio

2010-08-18T01:37:00.000-07:00

Alessandra Ambrosio was born on the 11th of April, 1981, in Erexim (Brazil).
She is one of many supermodels, coming from this country. She participated in Elite's Look of the Year contest (1996) and signed contract with Elite Model Management. Soon she started with advertising campaigns for label Guess? and the career of supermodel became inevitable.

She appeared on the covers of magazines like Capricho, Desfile, Elle (Brazil),
Wallpaper and others. Of course she has also walked the catwalks: for the designers like Christian Lacroix, Kenzo, Christian Dior, Nicole Miller... Besides company Guess? she cooperated with companies Revlon, Gap, Calvin Klein, Giorgio Armani...

Alessandra enjoys sandboarding and lounging on the beach. Her favorite place in the World remains her small hometown.

Heidi Range

2010-08-18T01:33:00.000-07:00

Heidi India Range was born on the 23rd of May 1983 in Liverpool, England. Heidi started her musical career in the end of the 90´s in Atomic Kitten (with Liz McClarnon and Kerry Katona). But she soon left the group, because she preferred to sing R&B rather than pop.

After Siobhan Donaghy left the Sugababes in 2001, she auditioned for a replacement. Mutya Buena and Keisha Buchanan were impressed by her soft voice. Together they had made many hits.

Heidi also starred on the screen: New Year Live (2006, TV), Duet Impossible (2006, TV), MTV Europe Music Awards 2006 (2006, TV).

Shirley Manson

2010-08-18T01:27:00.000-07:00

Shirley Manson was born on 26th of August 1966 in Edinburgh, Scotland. She has two sisters, one younger and one older. Her mother was a singer and father a professor. Not financially poor, but difficult childhood anyway: as red-haired girl she was often teased and even beaten by her classmates. From happy little girl she got to nervous, anxious and depressed person.

In teenage years she started drinking, smoking and hanging around with much older company, severely affecting her grades. At the age of 16 she joined her boyfriend's band as a backup singer and keyboard player.

The band had no great success and broke up. She joined the band "Angelfish", which scored few hits, but broke up also. Then she auditioned for newly formed Garbage group. Garbage was a big success with their four albums to date: Garbage (1995), Version 2.0 (1998), Beautiful Garbage (2001), Bleed Like Me (2005), plus greatest hits album Absolute Garbage (2007). Where are her classmates now?!

Adriana Lima

2010-08-18T01:18:00.000-07:00

Adriana Lima was born on 12th of June 1981 in Salvador de Bahia, Brazil. The blue/gray-eyed model can attribute her exotic looks to French, Portuguese, Native-American and Caribbean heritage.

She has been modeling since 1994, first in Brazil and then in USA and Europe. Like her countrywoman Gisele Bündchen, Adriana Lima started posing for Guess clothing campaigns. In 1996 she won the Ford Supermodel of Brazil contest and later second position in the Ford Supermodel of the World contest.

In 1997 she signed with Elite Model Management and moved to one of the fashion centers of the world, New York. She appeared on several Vogue covers in many countries, by then already established as one of the top supermodels. In 2001 Adriana Lima got a role in The Follow, one of the popular online short movies by BMW (she played the beautiful young wife tailed by BMW driver Clive Owen).

She promoted designers like Cynthia Rowley, Vera Wang, Christian Lacroix, Emanuel Ungaro, Betsey Johnson, Girls Rule, Richard Tyler, Emporio Armani, Giorgio Armani, Fendi, Randolph Duke, Ralph Lauren, Valentino and many more. On the catwalk of the campaign Victoria's Secret Summer 2000 Swimwear Catalogue (in Cannes) she shared the spotlight with supermodels such as Heidi Klum and Laetitia Casta.

Adriana always liked to work with children, and thanks to her model popularity, she is able to help a lot the orphans in Brazil. Beauty and good heart go together here!

Anouk Teeuwe

2009-01-11T11:02:00.000-08:00

beautiful as well as talented...
more than 55 music videos in this playlist

C-section

2009-01-04T04:30:00.001-08:00

Marina Orlova talking about C-section, enjoy!

Holley Ann Dorrough

2008-12-13T09:46:00.001-08:00

Paris Hilton

2008-11-18T03:59:00.000-08:00

http://www.parishiltonpics.org

Site boasting of all the latest hot and most sensuous sexy Paris Hilton wallpapers & pics...

Tanya Dziahileva Gallery 17

2008-11-17T05:44:00.000-08:00

Beetle

2008-11-15T06:41:00.000-08:00

A blonde is driving along the highway in her Volkswagen Beetle when she sees another blonde on the side of the road standing at the front of another Beetle with the hood up. Thinking that she may be able to help she pulls over and asks the other blonde what the problem is. "Well I was just driving along on the highway when suddenly the car died, I pulled over and popped the hood and saw that my engine was gone," replied the second blonde. "Well not to worry," replied the first, "I have a spare one in my trunk."

Brooklyn Bridge

2008-11-15T06:39:00.000-08:00

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

Doctors Office

2008-11-15T06:38:00.000-08:00

One day, a blonde went to the doctor's office. She went into the examination room and said, "Doctor, I have a bullet hole in my hand and I don't know where it came from!" The doctor asked, "Have you had any personal experience with a gun recently?" The blonde replied, "Well, yesterday I was going to commit suicide. At first I was going to hold my breath till I died. I couldn't do it though. Then I was going to shoot myself in the stomach. That was too bloody. So I decided to shoot myself in the head. So I put the gun up to my ear and I put my other hand on my other ear because I knew gunshots were loud, you know?" The doctor nodded. "Well, then I pulled the trigger and the next thing I knew there was a hole in my hand!"

Education

2008-11-15T06:37:00.000-08:00

The blondes at the university led by Suzy, were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbo's. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged. So Suzy pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed and set up the Blonde Education Department. Suzy and the blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now. They wanted other students to see that they weren't just stupid bimbo's - after all, they now had their own department at the university. So they now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department designed by Suzy which sports the saying: "I Belong in B.E.D."

Decieved

2008-11-15T06:35:00.000-08:00

Blonde Mary was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn't find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "The wife of the defendant has identified you as the 'other woman' in her husband's life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?" "Well, yes," acknowledged Mary with a sniff, "but I couldn't help it." "Couldn't help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How's that?" "Mr. Evans deceived me." "Exactly what do you mean?" "See, when we signed in," she explained, "He told the motel clerk I was his wife."

Hubby

2008-11-15T06:33:00.000-08:00

On their anniversary night, the husband and his wife sat down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself. "How romantic!" she thought. Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served. She tip-toed to the kitchen and found it a colossal mess. Her harried blonde husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking oven, saw her in the doorway. "Almost ready!" he vowed. "Sorry it took me so long - I had to refill the pepper shaker." "Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?" "More'n an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffin' it through those dumb little holes."

Blonde 911

2008-11-15T06:32:00.000-08:00

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb, and one of them calls 911... Blonde: "We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb." Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?" Blonde: "Yes." Operator: "The power in the house in on?" Blonde: "Of course." Operator: "And the switch is on?" Blonde: "Yes, yes." Operator: "And the bulb still won't light up?" Blonde: "No, it's working fine." Operator: "Then what's the problem?" Blonde: "We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves."

Jessica Alba

2008-11-13T05:31:00.000-08:00

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Jessica-Alba-Pics.org, featuring the latest glossy photos, gallery,
cool wallpapers and biography. Plus all the latest happenings, news and
gossip items about the femme fatale of Hollywood.

Lindsay Lohan

2008-11-13T05:29:00.001-08:00

http://www.lindsaylohanpics.org/

Lindsaylohanpics.org, featuring the latest glossy photos, gallery,
cool wallpapers and biography. Plus all the latest happenings, news and
gossip items about the femme fatale of Hollywood.

Emergency Room

2008-10-28T06:22:00.000-07:00

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

Blonde Cook

2008-10-28T06:20:00.000-07:00

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!" "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding." "No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price." "Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars." "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket." "Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?" "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."

Detectives

2008-10-28T06:16:00.000-07:00

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well... uh... that's because the picture shows his profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer... wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" "That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

Blonde Jokes

2008-10-28T06:14:00.000-07:00

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking. The blonde says, "I hate all the blonde jokes people say." "Oh, they are only jokes. There are alot of stupid people out there. Here I'll prove it to you," replies her brunette friend. So they went outside and hailed a taxi driver. "Please take me to 29 Nickle Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette. The taxi drove them and when they finally got out the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See that guy was really stupid." "No kidding," replies the blonde." There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."

Fire Safety

2008-10-28T06:12:00.000-07:00

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam." Later a blonde employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin .... and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.

Celina Jaitley

2008-10-27T04:15:00.000-07:00

Very talented model, originating from Afghanistan. She was the Miss India 2001 and is pursuing remarkable modeling and acting career since that title.

Info plus photos

Jennifer Hudson's neighborhood grieves over deaths

2008-10-25T10:25:00.000-07:00

Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson's mother and brother were fatally shot Friday in their home in Chicago, and her nephew is still missing...

My deepest regrets to the family, and with hopes for her nephew.

Hemorrhoids

2008-10-24T04:25:00.000-07:00

A young blonde was having problems with her first case of hemorrhoids. With all the burning, itching and swelling she didn't know what to do. She calls her older blonde friend and says, "I'm itching, burning and it's swollen - what can I do?" The older blonde says, "You have hemorrhoids. I'll go down to the pharmacy and get you some Preparation H; that will take care of your swelling and itching. You just set still." After about an hour the young blonde was itching and burning more and more. The older blonde delivers the Preparation H and tells the young blonde, "Take this and you will be better in about an hour. I'll call and check up on you in a couple of hours." The young blonde, not reading the directions, rips open the box and swallows the whole tube, thinking this is the worst taste she has ever ran across her lips. She tries to spit it out but has no luck. The phone rings and she answers, "Ssssswwwellooooo." It's the older blonde. She asks, "So, how are your hemorrhoids??" The young blonde replies, "They still itch and burn but I can whistle better than ever before!"

Blond Inventions

2008-10-24T04:23:00.000-07:00

1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag

Stolen Mercedes

2008-10-24T04:20:00.000-07:00

Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing. Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, "Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!" "Dear God! Did you try to stop him?" "No," the blonde said, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!"

Glasses

2008-10-24T04:18:00.000-07:00

The blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole to see through, and put it on her head to cover up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get upset about getting glasses." "I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."

Bird Question

2008-10-24T04:14:00.000-07:00

A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with Regis Philbin. Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth one million dollars. If you get it wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?" Pam: "Yes." Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush." Pam: "I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Carol." Carol (also a blonde) answers the phone: "Hello?" Regis: "Hello Carol, it's Regis Philbin from Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I have your friend Pam here who needs your help to answer the one million dollar question. The next voice you hear will be Pam's..." Pam: "Carol, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush." Carol: "Oh geez, Pam. That's simple. It's a cuckoo." Pam: "Are you sure?" Carol: "I'm sure." Regis: "Pam, you heard Carol. Do you keep the $500,000 or play for the million?" Pam: "I want to play; I'll go with C) cuckoo." Regis:" Is that your final answer?" Pam: "Yes." Regis: "Are you confident?" Pam: "Yes; I think Carol's pretty smart." Regis: "You said C) cuckoo... And you're right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" To celebrate, Pam flies Carol to New York. That night they go out on the town. As they're sipping champagne, Pam looks at Carol and asks her," Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?" "Pam, it was easy," replies her (blonde) friend. "Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks."

Windows

2008-10-24T04:13:00.000-07:00

Last year I replaced several windows in my house. They were the expensive double-insulated energy efficient windows. This week I got a call from the contractor complaining that the work has been done for a year and I had failed to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did we go round and round!. I told him no one pulls a fast one on this ol' lady. (Even though I am a senior citizen and I wasn't born a blonde, doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid!) I proceeded to tell him just what his salesman told me last year; "That in one year they would pay for themselves."

Gillian Anderson Gives Birth

2008-10-23T05:23:00.000-07:00

X-Files star Gillian Anderson gave birth to her third child, a boy, on October 15th. She and partner Mark Griffiths already have one son together, named Oscar. And the newborn will be named Felix!

Her older son, Oscar, was born in 2006. Anderson also has a 13-year-old daughter, Piper, from a previous relationship.

Congratulations, Gillian!

Charlotte Hoyer

2008-10-21T05:18:00.000-07:00

Charlotte Hoyer - info and photos

promising fresh model from Danmark :)

Danish girls are sooooooooo cute!!!

Football

2008-10-20T08:51:00.000-07:00

A guy took his redhead girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game. 'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she said. 'What do you mean?' he asked. 'Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'

Betting

2008-10-20T08:49:00.000-07:00

There was a blonde and a brunette and they walked into a bar, sat down and started to watch the 7:00 news. The Brunette said "I bet you a beer that that women will jump off that building" "Ok" replied the Blonde. Surely enough the women did jump off the building. "Ok you won, budwieser or miller light?" said the Blonde then the Brunette confessed... "No you don't owe me anything, I cheated because I saw the 5:00 news earlier" the Blonde said, "So did I but I didn't think she would do it again"

Physicals

2008-10-20T08:48:00.000-07:00

Three blonde college girls went in for physicals, upon examining the first blonde, the Dr. notices she has a large letter 'H' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. asked her "how did you get this?" She says "my boyfriend is from Harvard, he likes to leave his letter sweater on when we make love." While examining the second blonde, the Dr. notices she has a large letter 'Y' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. asked her "how did you get this?" She says "my boyfriend is from Yale, he likes to leave his letter sweater on when we make love." During the examination of the third blonde, the Dr. notices a large letter 'M' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. says "I see your boyfriend is from the University of Minnesota!" She responds "No, my girlfriend is from Wisconsin!"

Guy Ritchie emotionally retarded???

2008-10-20T08:40:00.000-07:00

The pop queen - at least some refer to her so - Madonna called Guy Ritchie "emotionally retarded"...

You can not believe where a happy marriage can land, can you?!

Rhona Mitra as Catwoman in Batman 3?

2008-10-20T08:37:00.000-07:00

Not officially confirmed - eventually only rumours are out there - that Rhona Mitra will be next Catwoman...

well, we are looking forward to indeed see her in this role :)

Length or Height

2008-10-18T07:59:00.000-07:00

Two blondes were at a Texas A&M and were giving the assignment to measure the height of the flag pole. They headed out with their ladders and tape measures and they were falling off the ladders and dropping their tape measures, the whole thing was just chaotic. Eventually an engineer notices what they are trying to do and decides to help them out. He pulls the flag pole out of the ground and measures it, gives the measurements to one of the blondes and walks away. After he was out of sight, the blond said "that's just like an engineer, we are looking for the height and he gives us the length!"

Mailbox

2008-10-18T07:57:00.000-07:00

A man was mowing his yard when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of her house, walked down her driveway, opened her mailbox, looked inside, then slammed it closed and stormed back inside her house. Several minutes later, the same thing happened. As the man was finishing, his neighbor came out a third time and repeated her behavior. "Is there a problem?" he asked. "There certainly is," she replied. "My stupid computer keeps telling me: You've got mail!"

Coffee

2008-10-18T07:56:00.000-07:00

When a blonde finally got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it. Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked, how to plug it in, set the timer, to back to bed, "...and upon rising the coffee is ready!" A few weeks later the blonde wife was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker. "Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"

Flying

2008-10-17T04:20:00.000-07:00

Two blonde pilots are trying to land an airplane. They start descending and as they touch the ground the one blonde screams to the other blonde, "Bambi, pull up, the runaway is ending!" She swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the first blonde screams again, "Get the plane up, Bambi, the runaway is ending!" The second blonde swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. This goes on again and again... During their fourth descent the second pilot says, "This is so dumb, Candi, they build this huge and expensive airport but with such a short runaway." "I know," answers Candi, "But look how wide they made it!"

Intelligence

2008-10-17T04:18:00.000-07:00

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50. The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Interstate

2008-10-17T04:13:00.000-07:00

A woman's car breaks down on the Interstate, so the driver eases over onto the shoulder. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" screams the cop. "These are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde!

Female Boss

2008-10-17T04:10:00.000-07:00

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back, so how was she to know? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was with them. "NO WAY," she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

Wembley

2008-10-17T04:08:00.000-07:00

80,000 blondes meet at the Wembley Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention." The compere says "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" One blonde steps up. The compere says to her "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says "Eighteen." Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The compere says "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give her another chance." So he says "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says "Ninety?" The compere sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the blonde starts crying and 80,000 girls start yelling "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The compere, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says "OK! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four." Around the stadium 80,000 girls start yelling "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

Compact

2008-10-17T04:07:00.000-07:00

Two blondes were walking down the street. One of the blondes noticed a compact laying on the ground. She picks it up, looks into the mirror, and says to the other blonde, "wow, this person really looks familiar". The other blonde takes the compact, looks into it and says, "You dummy! That's me."

Blonde Guy

2008-10-16T02:28:00.000-07:00

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. You rotten $#(*&%$($#!, says the husband, my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!

Car Dent

2008-10-16T02:26:00.000-07:00

A blonde was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde and decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tail pipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder and still nothing happened. Her roommate, also a blonde came home and said, "What are you doing?" The blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow in the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her blonde roommate rolled her eyes and said, " Duh! Helloooo .....You need to roll up the windows first!"

Trivial Pursuit

2008-10-16T02:23:00.000-07:00

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn and she rolled the dice, and landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

House Painter

2008-10-16T02:22:00.000-07:00

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said...FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

Space

2008-10-16T02:21:00.000-07:00

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun! The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

Request

2008-10-16T02:19:00.000-07:00

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God. "Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me. I am content in all ways," said the nun. "There must be something you would have of me," said God. "Well, there is one thing," she said. "Just name it," said God. "It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blond jokes to stop." "Consider it done," said God. Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you." "There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun. "Name it. Please," said God. "It's the M&M's bonbons," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."

Shocked

2008-10-13T04:40:00.001-07:00

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

Cheating

2008-10-13T04:38:00.000-07:00

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

Let it Burn

2008-10-13T04:37:00.000-07:00

Eddie lived next door to a beautiful blonde named Julie. One evening, as he was driving home from work, he noticed his neighbor's house was on fire. When he got closer, he saw Julie standing in the yard, watching the blaze. Stopping his car and getting out, he rushed over to her. "Julie, your house is on fire!" he exclaimed. "Yes, I know," a calm Julie replied. "Well, aren't you going to do anything?" Eddie inquired. "Nah, let it burn," Julie said. "I have enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."

Peach Farmer

2008-10-13T04:35:00.000-07:00

The old farmer was having a pretty bad year. All of his crops had been lost. Fortunately, the peach orchard had done very well. The only way he was going to make it financially was to cut out the middleman and sell the peaches directly to the consumer. So, he loaded his pickup with peaches and headed to town. Just on the outskirts of town, he came to a house. He grabbed a basket of peaches, walked up to the house, and knocked on the door. A gorgeous blonde, wearing a sheer robe, answered the door. In a sexy voice she said, "Hi, honey, what can I do for you?" Somewhat shaken, the old farmer muttered, "I have these really nice peaches for sale." The blonde, noticing how shaken he was, decided to play a bit. She opened the top of her robe, exposing her breasts, and said, "Are those peaches full and firm like these?" Even more shaken, he managed to whisper, "Oh yes, they're really good peaches." Then, she opened the rest of her robe, revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties. She teased, "Would they be succulent and delicious like this?" The old farmer broke down crying, and stammered, "Oh yes, they're wonderful peaches." She replied, "Well, honey, why on earth are you crying?" The old farmer whimpered, "Lady, first the cut worms ruined my tomato crop, and the weevils ate all my cotton. Now, something tells me you're gonna screw me out of my peaches."

Tanya Dziahileva Gallery 16

2008-10-11T04:25:00.000-07:00

Fishing License

2008-10-10T06:13:00.000-07:00

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, may I see your fishing licenses." "We don't have any," replied the first blonde. "Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden. "But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river." The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each one. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, he left. As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the third blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!"

Windows

2008-10-10T06:12:00.000-07:00

A blonde walks into a curtain store and the salesman asks, "May I help you?" The blonde says, "I need curtains for my computer." Puzzled, the salesman asks, "What for?" The blonde replies, "Hello. I've got Windows!!"

Vet

2008-10-10T06:11:00.000-07:00

A young, blonde woman took a litter of yellow Labrador Retriever puppies to a veterinary clinic for innoculations. As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, the vet realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. So, he turned on the water faucet, wet his fingers, and moistened each dog's head when he had finished. After the fourth puppy, the vet noticed the talkative client had grown silent. As the vet sprinkled the last pup's head, the woman leaned forward and whispered, "I didn't know they had to be baptized, too."

Electrocution

2008-10-10T06:10:00.000-07:00

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are about to be electrocuted. The guard allows each of them to say one thing before they go into the electric chair. The brunette is first and says, "God, please spare me," and she is spared. The redhead is next and says, "Please, let me live," and she lives. Last is the blonde. She looks at the guard and says, "The electric chair is unplugged!"

Financial Advice

2008-10-10T06:09:00.000-07:00

A blonde college co-ed ran in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she sobbed. "I did? What did I tell you?" her father asked. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble," she sniffed.. "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," her father said. "There must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she cried. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'!"

Burned A Hole

2008-10-10T06:08:00.000-07:00

A young man came home from the office and found his blonde bride sobbing uncontrollably. "I feel awful," she cried. "While I was pressing your suit, I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "Don't worry about it," consoled the husband. "Remember that I have an extra pair of pants for that suit." "Yes, and it's a darn good thing you do, too," she replied, drying her eyes. "I used them to patch the hole."

Blonde Bride

2008-10-10T06:07:00.000-07:00

On their honeymoon night, the young blonde bride slipped into her sexiest nightie and, with great anticipation, got into bed. She lay there waiting for several minutes, only to realize that her Catholic husband had settled down on the couch. She went over to him and asked why they weren't making love. "Because it's Lent, Sweetheart," he replied. "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard," she sobbed. "Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"

No Spice for Becks boys

2008-10-08T10:30:00.000-07:00

Victoria Beckham's children won't listen to her music...

The former Spice Girl's eldest son Brooklyn (9) loves The Beatles so much he insists on taking their albums to his Los Angeles pottery classes, but he is not so impressed about Victoria's tracks. "Brooklyn just loves The Beatles. Can't get him to listen to any of my records, though!" she exclaimed.

Well, what can we do? And isn´t it a surprise, to find a 9-year-old boy listening to Beatles?

Jennifer Aniston to do sequel to 'The Break-Up'

2008-10-08T10:22:00.000-07:00

Yes, Jennifer will get 21.7 Million USD (whoa), to do the sequel to the movie 'The Break-Up'. Vince Vaughn (her ex-boyfriend) is supposed to accept the offer as well. Well, we are waiting...

Tanya Dziahileva Gallery 15

2008-10-07T02:43:00.000-07:00

Follow The Tracks

2008-10-07T02:40:00.000-07:00

Three Indians, a redhead, a brunette and a blonde, had set up camp and became very much in need of food, so they went out hunting. A little while had passed and the brunette came back to camp with a bear. The other two asked how he got the bear. He said, "I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, I get the bear." The next day, they go hunting again and the redhead comes back to camp with a deer. The other two asked how he got the deer. He said, "I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, I get the deer." The following day, they go hunting again and the blonde comes back to camp all bloody and disfigured. The other two asked what happened. He said, "I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, I get hit by train."

Dead Duck

2008-10-07T02:39:00.000-07:00

One day, a blonde and a brunette are walking in the park when the brunette notices a dead duck. She turns to the blonde and says, "Oh, look at the poor dead duck." The blonde looks up to the sky and asks, "Where?!"

Numbers Only

2008-10-07T02:38:00.000-07:00

The census taker rang the doorbell and was greeted by an attractive blonde woman. He explained he was from the Census Bureau and wanted to know how many were in the family. "Let's see now," she said, twirling a strand of her hair, "there's me, my husband, and our children Beth, Steven, Aaron, Janice, Caroline, Will...." "I'm not interested in names," the census taker interrupted, "numbers will be sufficient." "Oh, we don't use numbers," she replied. "We haven't run out of names yet!"

Too Much Sun

2008-10-07T02:36:00.000-07:00

Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned everywhere, including his member. Determined to not let it ruin his big date, he hurried back to his apartment and immediately put some lotion on his member to stop the burning. His date arrived at his apartment and he treated her to a romantic dinner. After dinner, they were relaxing on the couch in his living room, watching a movie, when the soothing effects of the lotion began to wear off. Jim endured the pain for a short while and finally excused himself so he could apply more lotion, only to find that he had run out. He recalled a friend telling him that milk was helpful in reducing sunburn pain, so he went into the kitchen, poured a large glass of cold milk, quickly placed his sunburned member in it and enjoyed immediate relief. Just then, the blonde, who had been wondering what was taking him so long, appeared in the doorway and gleefully exclaimed, "Ohhhhh, so that's how you guys load those things."

Diet Soda

2008-10-07T02:35:00.000-07:00

Two blondes decided to share a can of diet soda. One blonde opened the can, poured half the contents into her own glass, and the other half into her friend's glass. Before throwing the can away, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side. "Wow, there's only one calorie per can," she commented. "Hmmmm," replied her friend, "I wonder which glass has the calorie!"

Dude Ranch

2008-10-07T02:34:00.000-07:00

A blonde was at a Texas Dude Ranch. As the cowboy was preparing the horses, he asked her whether she would like a Western or English saddle. "What's the difference?" asked the blonde. "One has a horn, the other doesn't," explained the cowboy. "Oh, the one without the horn will be fine," she replied. "I doubt we'll be running into a lot of traffic."

Tanya Dziahileva Gallery 14

2008-10-06T02:55:00.000-07:00

Overweight

2008-10-06T02:54:00.000-07:00

A blonde took her dog to the vet for its annual check-up. "Your dog is overweight," the vet said. "You should cut back on his food a little and make sure he gets some exercise. Try playing fetch with him." "That's impossible," the blonde replied. "I can't play fetch with my dog." "Why not?" asked the puzzled vet. "Because," the blonde said, "he can't throw."

It Could Have Been Worse

2008-10-06T02:52:00.000-07:00

A small clothing shop had been burglarized and a detective was questioning the blonde owner about how much she had lost. "It's pretty bad," she said, "but not as bad as it could have been had he robbed me yesterday." "Why would you say that?" the detective asked. "Because everything was on sale today," the blonde explained.